Saturday, December 16, 2006

Merry Christmas!


I figure I won't be posting much between now and Christmas, so I hope y'all have a great one! =)

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Happy Birthday Sassy!

That's right, it's the hooker's birthday!

Happy Birthday Sassy!

I hope you enjoy your birthday and I wish I could be there again this year for it to celebrate it with you, but I can't. =( I wish you love and happiness for yer birthday. Love you chica! *hugs*

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

October Surprise!


As some of you may (or may not) know, Buffalo was hit hard with snow almost two weeks ago. The snow wasn't what was bad, it's the timing of it. The leaves weren't fully off of the trees, so the snow weighed the branches down 'cause of the leaves. A couple people died from it and a few more died 'cause they put generators in their house which caused carbon monoxide to fill their houses...lesson learned, NEVER put a generator in your house. It's a sad lesson to learn though.

The snow didn't last that long, it pretty much melted away in 2-3 days, but workers are still trying to take care of all of the debris that's all over the city. They say "the tree debris alone would fill every square inch of Ralph Wilson Stadium to a height of 28 stories, about the same height as City Hall.". That's A LOT of wood!

There were a lot of people left without power...here's a timeline on how many people were left without it...

FRIDAY, OCT. 13 - 397,000 CUSTOMERS WITHOUT POWER
SATURDAY, OCT. 14 - 357,000 CUSTOMERS WITHOUT POWER
SUNDAY, OCT. 15 - 297,000 CUSTOMERS WITHOUT POWER
MONDAY, OCT. 16 - 227,000 CUSTOMERS WITHOUT POWER
TUESDAY, OCT. 17 - 151,000 CUSTOMERS WITHOUT POWER
WEDNESDAY, OCT. 18 - 101,0000 CUSTOMERS WITHOUT POWER
THURSDAY, OCT. 19 - 64,000 CUSTOMERS WITHOUT POWER
FRIDAY, OCT. 20 - 22,000 CUSTOMERS WITHOUT POWER
SATURDAY, OCT. 21 - 4,500 CUSTOMERS WITHOUT POWER
SUNDAY, OCT. 22 - 500 CUSTOMERS WITHOUT POWER

Hopefully everyone has their power back on. For all the workers from Buffalo and all the other states that came here to help with all the debris and power, I would like to thank you (I doubt any of them will be reading this). =)

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

100 Good Reasons to Be a Woman

I got an e-mail from a friend of mine and this was in it. I thought it was pretty funny =)...

100 Good Reasons to Be a Woman...
1. Chocolate for us is just as good as any other man.
2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.
3. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk.
4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying, or by showing a little cleavage or leg.
5. We can look at underwear catalogues without being called "perverts".
6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.
7. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret.
8. We can marry rich and then not have to work.
9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.
10. We can go to our beautician without being stared at and being called wierd.
11. Men light our cigarettes for us.
12. Men hold the door open for us.
13. We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!) .
14. We're cuter.
15. We lie better.
16. We're better manipulators.
17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch.
18. We always have food in the fridge.
19. We don't worry about losing our hair.
20. We always get to choose the movie.
21. We don't have to mow the lawn.
22. We don't have to take out the garbage.
23. We don't have to paint the house or walls.
24. PMS - yet another excuse to bitch at men.
25. Cosmopolitan.
26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.
27. Men unlock our side of the car first- a real bonus when its cold.
28. PMS is a legal defense for murder.
29. Men are like tiles, lay them right the first time, and ya can walk all over them forever.
30. We have a life apart from football, cars and sex.
31. 2 words - multiple orgasms.
32. We don't have to constantly adjust our genitals.
33. Sweat is sexy on us.
34. We never run out of excuses.
35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.
36. We can cook.
37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.
38. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time cuz men screw up so often.
39. We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner.
40. Women are more hygenic.
41. Women have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didn't know).
42. We're better arguers.
43. We don't think with our genitals.
44. We can have children without having intercourse with men.
45. Our brains have the ability to listen.
46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.
47. Even if we have small breasts, we'd still be able to make love.
48. We're flexible.
49. When women get pissed we don't destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can.
50. Menopause - thank god we're not capable of having children after we're 50.
51. Menstruation - just another excuse to use so we can say "no" to sex.
52. Men in uniform.
53. There is no penis envy.
54. We are smarter than men.
55. We are less violent than men.
56. We have a higher tolerance to pain.
57. We often get to cut in line.
58. Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T.
59. We get better tips.
60. Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy and wild. When men do it, it's rather disgusting.
61. We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public.
62. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell wierd.
63. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want.
64. We don't have excessive amounts of body hair.
65. We don't spend 45 minutes on the "throne".
66. We actually brush our teeth without waking up in the morning and killing all the living things once we open our mouths.
67. Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesn't make us sterile.
68. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.
69. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want.
70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us.
71. Women sweat less.
72. Women smell better.
73. We don't have to squeeze our legs together when we meet someone we like.
74. Men cheat much more than we women do.
75. Women don't get the humour in the three stooges.
76. We are not heartless.
77. We don't get embarrassed when buying tampons.
78. We're better gossipers.
79. We have better fashion sense.
80. We're better shoppers.
81. We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.
82. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone.
83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you) .
84. It's kinda exciting to know that men don't understand what we're saying about them.
85. We don't have to drive when on a date.
86. A not so good looking woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable, but a not so good looking guy can't do that.
87. Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn" line.
88. Women know how to fake it.
89. Women look better naked.
90. We actually care about other people.
91. When women are short, we're petite, when men are short, they're just short.
92. Women do less time for violent crime.
93. Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up.
94. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night.
95. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep, ok, then bye".
96. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.
97. Women never have to see combat.
98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves.
99. Women are sexier.
100. Face it guys women have the power to obtain anything they want without spending a dime.